With all the evil in the world trying to bring us down, we need a hero. Not many people are willing to put their life out on the line, but I am. I will pull up that spandex leotard, slap on those boots and let’s not forget the cape… that’s where the magic happens.
As a Superheroine, I will make it my mission in life to keep the community safe and protected. I will battle against the supervillain known as Parkinson’s disease, with the use of my highly advanced combat skills. I know the fight will be grueling and sometimes it might feel hopeless but I know in the end, I will be victorious! I will grace you once again with my artistic skills.
You might be thinking, “Perky Parkie is freakishly smart and incredibly strong, but how is she planning on attacking this wicked crook?” Here’s how:
-My tight costume allows me a full range of motion, while still protecting my body from loss of mobility.
-My mask has a built-in dry eye prevention system.
-My boots are made with the strongest material known to man to prevent cramping toes… no Dystonia here.
-I have the ability to be rigid and slow, causing Parkinson’s to underestimate my power.
-But then I also can by Dyskinetic and have quick, jerking movements which will further confuse my opponent.
-I have electricity being sent to my brain through two wires that are connected to a hidden battery. This gives me superhuman resistance to Parkinson’s control over my body and mind.
-I have the ability to mask my facial features, which hinders the enemy when trying to read my emotions… talk about a poker face.
-I have my Wolfpack to help me if I get into a pickle.
-The deep “V” on my costume is not only adding to my badass look, but it also functions as a postural vest.
-My red flowing locks of hair is peppered with crushed Sinemet, which makes it difficult for Parkinson’s to steal my Dopamine… you know, kind of like vampires and garlic.
-My comfortable shoes are constructed for frequent exercise to weaken the effects of Parkinson’s potency.
-My cape hides spy-level items that will be critical in destroying the iniquitous force, such as:
Gum: To prevent dry mouth
Extra Medication: Just in case I need a little boost.
Straw: To stop the grip Parkinson’s has on my swallowing.
Calendar: To create a daily schedule to prevent apathy.
A cup of Frozen Yogurt: Just because I deserve it… being a Superheroine is a hard job, but someone has to do it.
I am ready to face you, the supervillain called Parkinson’s disease. You think you’re strong, but you’re no match for Perky Parkie. I have spent years studying and learning about you. I know your kind… you bully people and try to destroy families, but now you should be afraid. Because I have perfected my skills and now I am coming for you.
Allison, once again you have proven your ingenuity and writing ability par excellence. You greatly exceed Spiderman who is only a “Web Designer”. You have earned your next vacation to be in “Cape Town”. Thanks for the chuckle and for always helping us to keep things in positive perspective. You are appreciated.
Wayne, thank you for your continued support. I’m happy to hear your comments.
Thank you, Alison 🙂
I’d never heard of a postural vest before your post — I’ll definitely be looking into that!
Take care,
-Nadine
GO, Perky Parkie!!! You are AWESOME!
RAAAAAAH! 💥
Haha! Here she comes to save the day!
Pep talk just in time for the fight! Five and one-half years after diagnosis, I think I’m no longer dating Parkinson’s. I’m ready for an engagement. (Wait – mixed metaphor: fighting and engagement?) On another note: Allison, Have you had DBS? Sounds like it with those wires and batteries!
Garrett
Ha! Love it. I have had DBS. You can check out my posts about my DBS experiences. Thank you for the comment!
https://www.parkinsonsinbalance.net/?s=DBS
I will join you, and the purple boots are fine! Heck even pink would do! Although the crushed sinemet in my silver hair might look a bit odd, lol. Lets fight this crime together and bring all others along! We will beat it!!!
You are MY super heroine
Thanks Aunt LaLa!
“Crushed Sinement in your hair.” I wondered where that color came from. What a terrific and sneakyily informative post!
Do you have those boots in men’s styles? I could use them to get back into trail walking / hiking again.
Yep, but they only come in purple. Ha!
My comment to a friend the other day is worth sharing. When I am boxing and get tired (or sloppy), I think about fighting that monster, called Parkinsons, and it take s me to a new level. RaaaaaaaaaaaaH!
I can almost hear the theme song to “Rocky” playing in the background. Get em!