I felt that maybe instead of doing my regular blog post, that I would add to my growing Christmas collection because hey, life has been a bit wonky lately. With California going back into stay-at-home restrictions due to COVID, I thought we would all benefit from a smile and little dab of holiday cheer. Merry Christmas and stay safe!
On the first day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
a masked face with shuffling feet
On the second day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the third day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the fourth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the fifth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the sixth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the seventh day of Christmas
my Parkinson gave to me:
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the eighth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the ninth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the tenth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
10 Limbs a Leaping
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
11 Pills a poppin’
10 Limbs a Leaping
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my Parkinson’s gave to me;
12 Restless nights
11 Pills a poppin’
9 Tremoring hours
8 Hallucinations
7 Bouts of constipation
6 Multi-tasking
5 Trips and falls
4 Naps a day
3 Drips of drool
2 Ridged hands
and a masked face with shuffling feet
Click here to read my ‘Twas the night before a Perky Parkie Christmas”
Joe says
Oh, how I needed this laugh! Thanks! Have a blessed Christmas!
PerkyParkie says
Joe, Happy to hear it gave you a laugh! Happy Holidays!
Shannan says
Merry Christmas! 40th birthday coming up… my 40’s will be better than my 30’s…..30’s started PD symptoms, then diagnosis, then DBS last year and DBS revision this year. The only good thing about my 30’s was the blessing of my daughter in 2016 and she’s the strength that keeps me going some days…and to hear her say bedtime prayers and pray for her mommy to feel better each day and God you can do it! It’s amazing! Wishing all of the PD community a safe, and happy New Year!!!!
PerkyParkie says
Shannan,
It’s great to hear that you’re doing well! Cheers to a happy and safe New Year!
Eileen says
What is a DBS Revision? I had very successful DBS surgery in 2016.
john bennett says
Another great Perky post! Merry Christmas, Perky .:)
PerkyParkie says
Thank you, John! Merry Christmas to you too!
GERARDO olivares says
Extraordinary post merry Christmas perky
Lou Troise says
It’s a good thing there are only Twelve Days of Christmas.
Merry Christmas from Lou and Sue. We sure miss Rock Steady boxing and you.
PerkyParkie says
Hi Lou and Sue! Miss you guys too! Thanks for reading my blog!
Wendy-B says
haha I love it, made me have a chuckle, especially 10 Limbs a Leaping .. pills must have worked because they weren’t on the 12th night *wink*
george p says
Well written. I really appreciate your unique perspectives..
PerkyParkie says
George, Thank you!
Vera says
What about the stiff lips that won’t let me talk? Lol haahaha
PerkyParkie says
Vera,
That’s a good one! Missed that!