I notice during April Parkinson’s awareness month, there’s an abundance of information available but there is one topic that doesn’t get much attention… gender. Studies have shown that men are more at risk than women of developing Parkinson’s disease. Now this can be due to the fact that men tend to be exposed to more toxins or head injuries based on their line of work, or maybe it is just nature’s way of leveling out the playing field seeing as women are responsible for the pain of giving birth. Receiving a diagnosis of PD can be challenging regardless of your gender, but it can take a hard hit on ladies and their self-esteem. So I have compiled a list of some helpful hints to help us women (who just happen to have a Neurological disorder) stay super-foxy.
Perky’s Pointers To Feeling Pretty
1. Put on Perfume or your favorite fragrance
-Everyday start with a spritz of something that smells delicious like Vanilla, Lavender or Frozen Yogurt (if only they made that… but then I might just start chewing on my wrist).
2. Smile
–It is hard to look attractive if your resting face looks like a sad emoji. Not to mention when you smile, people will smile back. Now you’re spreading positive energy!
3. Wear sexy, sassy undergarments
-It will be your little secret, not Victoria’s. But if the thought of promenading around in cheeky knickers or braving the daunting task of wearing a thong makes you have a panic attack, a clean pair of cotton briefs can do the trick.
4. Adopted a very ugly dog
-Because the animal will distract anyone from really looking at you. But truly anyone who would adopt a dog that looks like Oscar the Grouch has to be a beautiful person. Woof!
5. Time to hit the gym
-You knew this was coming… If I told you I had a pill that would help your Parkinson’s symptoms, medication absorption, constipation, mood, physical health, energy and super-foxiness, you would be heading to your nearest pharmacy. Well get ready to swallow a new gym membership… oh my, that sounds like a painful pill. If sweaty treadmills, wall-to wall mirrors and men grunting as they stare at their own reflections isn’t your thing… then walk that ugly dog to the park! The most important thing is just moving.
6. Buy a new outfit that makes you feel like a saucy minx
-Nothing feels more awesome than a new dress, workout clothes or even a new pair of True Religion Jeans… I am just saying they do wonders for your booty, which then makes you feel like you want to take your newly adopted Oscar the Grouch dog for a walk… in your secret silk undies… with your favorite perfume… smiling… I could go all day.
7. Put on makeup or a bright color of lipstick
-Just be careful that you’re not dyskinetic when you’re curling your eyelashes or have a bad tremor when applying your mascara. Unless you are going for that Parkie punk look… then go crazy!
8. Get your hair did
-Gurl, yo lookin’ fine! What girl doesn’t feel like a super model ready to hit the catwalk after a long overdue visit to your hairdresser?
9. Be compliant with your medication and follow doctor’s orders
-This is a no-brainer. If you are working with your doctor to find the best medication cocktail to control your symptoms, then do what is recommended. I promise you, diagnosing yourself or changing your PD meds without consulting with your physician will not help you on the attractive scale. In fact, the results will not be pretty!
10. Put on feel good music and dance like no one is watching
-Just make sure that you close the blinds, yes, I learned the hard way. It is difficult to look cool shredding on your air guitar in tube socks and a housedress.
11. When all else fails, stay in dim-lit rooms
-Light can be your friend, like when you have a candle glow beaming off your face during a romantic dinner. Or it can be your enemy, like the darn florescent lighting shining down on you as you try to shimmy your body into a bathing suit at Target. I shudder at the thought.
This blog is obviously silly, but also has a very serious message. Even though we may have Parkinson’s disease, we are still beautiful, strong women that have the ability to empower and inspire each other. So strap on those stilettos (even if it is just for quick picture) and get your smile on! Feel free to post your super-foxy powerful Parkie picture. Here’s mine… Just doing what I do… killing zombies.
Hi Allison.. Even though I am a guy (who would never put on panties or makeup or a dress), I always read your blog. I am happy to see you back. I am so sorry to read about Crash passing away. It is always hard to lose a loved pet who is a member of your family.
I hope that you can heal from your loss. Best wishes..
Perky,
You are a shining ray of beautiful light!
Thank you so very much for being so positive when everything appears so dark and gloomy. I have followed many of your tips to keeping it sassy, and I feel positive and pretty again.
With Warm Regards,
Linda
Hi Linda,
Happy to hear you liked my blog. Thanks for your kind words.
Great to see you back on the trail girl. It always makes me feel finer than a fresh raised biscuit to read your writing. I have to say where I come from we never worried much about drawers and such. As long as our overalls didn’t have a too big hole in them we never bothered with such trappings.
Ally you rocked it yet again! Great advice for anyone with a chronic disease (or two or more). I can attest that these work! My best and my love to you always.
Hello Roz,
You have always been my cheerleader. Thank you!
Spot on, Alison! Love your blog! Be well!
I love it! When I make myself beautiful first thing in the morning, it sets me up for a beautiful day. Thanks for reminding us, Allison!
I was just talking about you yesterday, saying I hadn’t seen anything from you for awhile. So happy to get this today! 🤗. So now masks are almost a thing of the past I’ve broken out my bright lipstick again! Be well.
Hello Alissa,
Had to take a break after my dog, Crash passed away. But I’m doing better and starting to wear my favorite lip gloss too! Ha! Thanks for thinking of me!
Made me feell sooo good…I don’t like the days that I feel ugly…Yikes
Hi Linda,
Sometimes it seems like a chore to put effort into the way we look, but girl, it sure does help! Thanks for reading my blog.
The words “cheeky” and “Knickers” should never be used together. Hah. Good post.
Ha! Thanks Dad! Gotta think of variations of underwear…. A girl has to have choices!
Rockin’ the cane! Me too. It’s actually an asset with my preschool special Ed students – kind of like those parking gates… kidding! Thanks for the reminder to stay positive!
Karen, got to rock the cane!
You always look hot parkie:)
Hello Al,
Thank you!
That was so fun to read. You are so clever. Keep it up!
This is a great post! You had me laughing and you bring up some great points. Thanks for sharing your humor!
Happy to hear your liked it! Now get you saucy minx on!
Sitting here my head wrapped from DBS surgery your text is such a good way to cheer me up. I absolutely love your writings!
Congrats on your DBS!!!
Thanks
Good for you! DBS is a brave step. I had it, and growing back my hair was the hardest part.
Love your pic. Is that a zombie in front of you?!
Yes! The zombie apocalypse could happen!
SOME OF YOUR TIPS APPLY TO MEN TOO. ALTHOUGH I DON’T LOOK GOOD IN LIPSTICK AND A DRESS.
That’s awesome, love your reply.
So beautiful! Made my day. Thank you!
You make my day lighter!
Simply charming.
Thanx for the pick-me-up!
Hastings thank you and staying happy and taking care of our self WORK’S<3